Advanced Management Skills

Here are five sure signs you’ve worked too long as a consultant:

1. You can’t stop using words that don’t exist. 
2. You feel a constant urge to give advice on subjects you know absolutely nothing about.
3. You use so much jargon in bed that your other half thinks you are speaking a foreign language.
4. You firmly believe that an article in Wikipedia is all it takes to make you an expert.
5. You think Darwin would have made a better job of selling evolution if he had put his ideas into a 2 by 2 matrix.

Of course, none of the above applies to me…