A physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about which was the world’s oldest profession. The physician remarked, “Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.” Continue reading
International consulting practitioners have to be adaptable and operate in whatever political environment they find themselves in. Here is what a major firm consultants currently advises its clients as best practice in different political systems around the world: Continue reading
A recent MBA hired by a blue chip company was asked by his boss to engage one of the elite consultancies on a major strategy study. Here’s a record of their conversation about consulting fees: Continue reading
Here is a collection of useful consulting acronyms: Continue reading
Here is a collection of great consulting aphorisms and universal truths: Continue reading
The recommended dress code for consultants is normally to match their client’s attire so that an external observer cannot tell the difference between consultant and client. This has two benefits for the consultant. Continue reading
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